Raiders of the Lost Outhouse

I generally do not post on outhouses, but this news report caught my attention because it deals with the work of archaeologists.

The Byron Museum of History has a large outhouse exhibit which consists mostly of things found in peoples’ outhouses.

At the present, the museum is excavating an outhouse found recently at the Lucius Reed House. This house is one of the oldest houses in Byron, Illinois and it was on the Underground Railroad.

Now, what do you think archaeologists attached to the Byron Museum of History have found by excavating outhouses? According to the museum director, they have found over a thousand pieces of old artifacts, china, nails, glass bottles, old shell buttons, even bones.

However, as I read the inventory of things they have found, I think the archaeologists failed to mention one thing commonly found in outhouses. Can you guess what they have not found yet?

For outhouses at Qumran, see:

Toilets, Qumran, and the Essenes

Ancient Parasites Show that Cleanliness May Have Been Next to Sickliness


Claude Mariottini
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary


Tags: Archaeology, Humor, Outhouses

Two Jokes from Ancient Rome

Mary Beard, Professor of Classics at Newnham College in Cambridge has discovered a book that is more than 1,600 years old, a book which she says contains many jokes told by ancient Romans.

The book, which was written in Greek, is called “Philogelos,” or “The Laughter Lover.” According to a news report published in the Guardian, the book “dates to the third or fourth century AD, and contains some 260 jokes.” According to Beard, the Roman jokes are similar to the jokes people tell today. According to the same report, Beard discovered “Philogelos” while she was doing research for a new book on humor in the ancient world.

The following are two jokes told by the ancient Romans.

The first joke:

A barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor were taking a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so they decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it’s the barber’s turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says: “How stupid is that barber? He’s woken up the bald man instead of me.”

The second joke:

A man meets an acquaintance and says: “It’s funny, I was told you were dead.”. He says “well, you can see I’m still alive.” But the first man disputes this on the grounds that “the man who told me you were dead is much more reliable than you.”

Well, it seems that the Romans had a sense of humor after all.

Claude Mariottini
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary

Tags: Humor, Jokes, Mary Beard, Philigelos

Moses and Pharaoh

A new meaning of Exodus 5:1

Note: This carton was published by ElShaddai Edwards at He Is Sufficient. I thank him for the information.

Claude Mariottini
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary

Tags: Exodus 5, Humor