Texting the Ten Commandments

Rags, writing for a blog in Connecticut, wrote a post in which he gives his interpretation of how God would give the Ten Commandments to Israel if God had to use text.


Texting the Ten Commandments:

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl. ttyl, JHWH. ps. wwjd?

Claude Mariottini
Professor of Old Testament
Northern Baptist Seminary

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